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Why did the Chicken cross the road?
To lay it on the line
To get to the other side
Didn't need a reason
This is Stupid

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Dirt Poor
Scraping By
Doing O.K.
Filthy Rich

Age
In Diapers
Old enough to know better
Young enough not to care
Older than dirt

Gender
Male
Female
I'm not sure
I don't know

Why is there air?
I don't know
To blow up volleyballs
So we can breath
This is Lame

Who is your favorite South Park character?
Stan
Kenny
Eric
Kyle

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Sucks

What do you think of this Survey?
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I think it's Lame
You need to get out more
I think your retarded

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Romance
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